Here Come The Newlyweds: Nate Berkus Judges Design Challenge

Tonight it’s down to the final four on Here Come The Newlyweds.  As the total prize nears almost a half million dollars, the stakes are higher than ever.  The couples will have to assess each other’s strengths and weaknesses as well as design a living room that accurately combines both of their tastes.  Decorating together?  Well, hopefully some of them will still be married by the end of the show.

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Here Come The Newlyweds: I Will Pull This Minivan Over

Tonight on Here Come The Newlyweds, the newlyweds will face a challenge involving a young couple’s worst nightmare: the minivan.  No, they won’t have to actually drive it, thank goodness, but they will have to pack it with a mountain of items in record time.   Then they will participate in what I feel is the most important test of a relationship: how well you know your partner’s food preferences. 

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Here Come The Newlyweds: Operation Screaming Children

Tonight on Here Come The Newlyweds, the couples will be faced with one of the biggest challenges that can make or break a marriage: children.  They will be throwing a carnival and must come up with a successful game idea that tons of screaming kids on sugar highs will love.  As the pot builds up to over a quarter million dollars, one couple will be tempted with $25k in exchange for their safety.  After hanging out at the bottom for two straight weeks, will it finally be the end for the Corlisses?  Or will they just have a mental breakdown because they realize that everyone hates them?

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Here Come The Newlyweds: Sex, Shopping, and Communication

It’s down to seven couples competing against each other to win the final prize on Here Come The Newlyweds.  Each week, the newlyweds add more money to the pot through tasks that will challenge how well they know one another.  Tonight the couples will be tested on listening and communication, and they will also be getting a lesson in tantric sex.  Oh, boy.  So much to discuss.  And just when you think you know who’s going home, there’s a revelation so shocking that it almost shakes the fake plants off the deck. 

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Here Come The Newlyweds: Butts And Bugs

Tonight on ABC’s Here Come The Newlyweds the couples will endure more torturous challenges, including having to manhandle their partners’ butts and also giant tropical bugs.  You’ll have to ask them which task was worse.  The lucky newlyweds will also receive a sex therapy session from Dr. Ruth, which is almost exactly the same as counselling with their grandmother.

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Here Come The Newlyweds: Let The Awkwardness Begin

Tonight was the season premiere of Here Come The Newlyweds on ABC.  The couples will settle into the newlywed mansion, get introduced to eachother, and participate in several fake conversations.  They will be forced to give first impressions of the other couples, which immediately causes trouble.  Keep reading for the rest of the night’s highlights…

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