Is Mama June the new Farrah Abraham? If the latest rumors on Twitter are to be believed, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star has decided to shift her focus from reality television to strip club appearances. Although she will be keeping her clothes on during her upcoming appearance at Pompano Beach’s Crazy Horse Gentlemen’s Club, her willingness to use this approach to remain relevant still bothers several of her biggest critics, including, of course Uncle Poodle.
If you’ve made it past the title of this story without vomiting, you’re my hero. Oh, and you’re welcome – you can thank me for that lovely visual later. As if Mama June of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo needed any more controversy in her life following her scandal with the convicted child molester, she just asked for it. Considering that TLC gave her the boot, and she needs a way to make some cash, why not sign a deal with a strip club, right? Hold your horses though, it may not be as bad as you think!
Finally, some good news for the clan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo! Well, we think so, that is. Mama June recently took to social media to announce that her daughter, Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell is expecting baby number two, but why doesn’t June seem very excited for the new addition?
Okay, I can’t be the only one who broke out in hysterical laughter after hearing this one? Yesterday, we learned that Mama June and Sugar Bear filed a missing persons report for Sugar Bear’s brother, Billy, who took off and was returning their calls or texts for a few days. As it turns out, Billy is alive and well – he just doesn’t want to deal with Mama June. And who can blame him?
Wow, the hits just keep coming for the clan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Just as the scandal involving Mama June and the child molester, that got the family canned from television, has quieted down, there is more drama for the Thompson clan. Now, Sugar Bear’s brother has gone missing and the family is worried sick about him.
Mama June is well aware that she and her youngest daughter are incredibly unhealthy, but after years of eating sketti and drinking massive amounts of soda, she’s not exactly sure how to get her act together. Fortunately, the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo boasts quite a few enviable connections these days, which is why she recently found herself working out in a fancy Hollywood gym.
Well now, that didn’t take long, did it? When Mama June revealed that she and her daughter, Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell were working through their issues after the whole scandal that got the family canned from television, fans wondered how long it would take for these two to do battle again. Well, guess what? Mama June and Chickadee are feuding once again – over none other than….money! Big surprise.
Recently, we learned that Mama June has been trying to get healthy by eating better and even has expressed interest in joining The Biggest Loser for help with her weight. And after what Uncle Poodle claims that she has been eating, this may be the intervention that June Shannon needs!
It’s no surprise that Mama June has been trying to score a new reality show for the clan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo clan, ever since the scandal surrounding her caused TLC to cancel the show. But, could Mama June be so desperate that she is trying to get back on realty television alone? Rumor has it that June Shannon is now gunning for The Biggest Loser!
Oh, the drama never seems to end for Mama June and the rest of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo clan, now does it? Following the recent news that the clan and TLC were at odds over June’s child molester scandal, Mama June was rushed to the hospital this weekend. Oh no, what happened?